Andrew Earles

The Mercury Mystique (’96 – ’99)

The Dodge Neon (any year)

The Cadillac Seville (the late-70′s boxy model)

The Mustang II (mid-to-late 70′s…John Delorean’s first big fuck-up…got him fired from Ford)

The Buick Bitchtrigger (late-80′s)

The Pontiac Yeller (any year)

The Plymouth Futility (early 80′s)

The Lincoln LowImpact (00′s)

The Geo Gaywader (90′s)

The Kia Midwest (late-90′s)

The Chrysler Clinic (mid-80′s)