Andrew Earles

Host (Alan Chernoff): Let’s talk a little bit about where your career has been –

Clay: (laughing in disbelief) I can’t believe it, you know what I mean?

Host: You, of course, were a headline guy, and then –

Clay: I’m still a headline guy, you know what I mean?

Host: For a while you popped out, and now you’re coming back (motioning a cycle with his hands) –

Clay: I’m coming back… (imitating the host – motioning a cycle with his hands) it’s what I do…

Host: For a while you were actually… you were running a gym? Tell us about that.

Clay: (irritated) Running a gym?

Host: Weren’t you running a gym at some point?

Clay: You’re supposed to be a news guy, where are you getting your fucking information?

Host: That’s our research…

Clay: This is ridiculous. I come on CNN, and the guy don’t even know what he’s talking about. Go ‘head.

Host: At no point were you running a gym?

Clay: No, no… running a gym? What do you need a workout or something?

Host: Do you need to take a time out?

Clay: Jesus fucking Christ… with these guys. I come on the news for two seconds… an-and you want to say… every time I do an interview a guy wants to open his fucking mouth. Can’t even do a little fucking routine here.

Host: Alright Andrew, thank you very much, we thought that you could hold back.

Clay: (removing microphone) You know? Go fuck yourself. You know what? Fuck the whole fucking network. (leaves)

Host: (to camera) Alright. We’ll go back to talking about Art Carney.

Clay: (off camera) Fucking jerk-off. Fucking asshole guy.

Host: And we’ll be back in just a moment to fill you in on the Art Carney situation.