Andrew Earles

Wow.

Posted in Uncategorized by Andrew Earles on July 30, 2007

Been a while, huh? I promise to write more posts. I promise. My eleven readers deserve it. I’ve been busy.

Ramping up on the freelance front, I’ll have a small handful of reviews (three, to be exact) in the September and October issues of Spin Magazine. Might have something in Vice soon, and two large comedy-based features in either the August or September issue of Harp Magazine.

I made a crucial mistake in the current issue of Magnet Magazine. In my metal-themed installment of Where’s The Street Team, I referred to Death Angel’s Pepa brothers as “Latino” when in fact, they are Filipino. Whoops. Perhaps I got confused, seeing as how Spanish is the dominate language spoken in the Philipines. Naturally, I was called out in the letters section. Magnet and Death Angel fans. Makes total sense.

Tonight, I’m writing a travel piece for the September issue of Memphis Magazine, even though I’ll be working from memory and it’s been three years since I’ve done any actual travelling pertinent to this feature.

A fourth remake of Invasion of the Body Snatchers? Appropriate that Nicole Kidman stars, as she did in the godawful remake of another great 70′s horror film, The Stepford Wives. The new Invasion is PG-13 (strike one), and if you care enough, check out both Philp Kaufman’s ’78 version and Abel Ferrara’s Body Snatchers from ’93. Both are great.

So let’s end by rating some Ferrara films.

Driller Killer (1979) – Hilarious. Essential if you need another Grade D horror fix.

Ms. 45 (1981) – See above.

I cannot pick out the two episodes of Miami Vice that Ferrara directed.

King of New York (1990) – When someone spoofs or riffs on Christopher Walken, this movie represents a good reason why. Good crime flick, though.

Bad Lieutenant (1992) – See it if you haven’t. So over-the-top, laughable, and tragic that it’s amazing this film didn’t make more of an impact in the long run. This scene should push you to the rental store. Most of the other memorable scenes are also available on YouTube.

Aside from The Funeral (1996), it goes a little downhill in recent years. Or maybe I’m just lazy.

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  1. your friend k said, on July 30, 2007 at 9:09 pm

    You mean THIS isn’t worth mentioning???

    Season Two; Episode 4:

    “The Dutch Oven” – Get your mind out of the gutter. This Abel Ferrara directed episode has nothing to do with the first thing that popped into your head when you read the title of this episode. Instead, “Big Booty” Trudy takes center-stage when she hooks up with an ex-boyfriend after shooting someone on the job. Along the way, she meets his friend (Giancarlo Esposito), who’s a drug dealer and she’s forced to decide where her professional life ends and her personal one begins. David “Buster Poindexter” Johansen also puts in an appearance.

  2. The Contrarian said, on July 31, 2007 at 3:40 pm

    I think I make 12.

  3. Miles said, on July 31, 2007 at 8:48 pm

    You latino bashing pansy.
    Make it 11.

  4. Baby Greaser George said, on August 23, 2007 at 1:26 pm

    Yes, you are lazy. New Rose Hotel is incredible, as are The Blackout and Mary. Fucked up to be sure, but incredible.


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