This ambulance-chasing pederast is trying to topple the Just Farr A Laugh comedy empire. On the advice of my lawyer, and simply because I am immersed in a strict campaign to trim the human fat from my life, I have elected to avoid contact with this Cigar Aficionado-subscribing, martini-swilling, Hep C-afflicted, lice-eating, soul-sucking, walking waste of air. It’s my genuine wish that the sky would open up and rain dead fowl on this man’s head. I achieve an alarmingly high level of excitement imagining this P.O.S. (I cannot legally refer to him by name) being chased through the hills by feral dogs, of flowers and foliage withering or dying as he walks past, of cats hissing and spitting when he comes within 50 feet, of a hell on earth greeting his daily routine. This man wasn’t born to a loving mother. He was shat onto a rock by a diseased seagull and hatched by the burning sun.
As stated before, this is the real reason that Earles and Jensen Present…Just Farr A Laugh Vol 1 & 2 (The Greatest Prank Phone Calls Ever!!) is suffering a two-month delay.
On the sunny side:
Release date is April 22, 2008 – LESS THAN THREE MONTHS AWAY!!!!
Earles and Jensen Official Matador Page, where you can now download FOUR tracks from the upcoming comedy epic, or, as I like to call it, “The Last Comedy Release.”
“Friend” Us on Myspace, and enjoy this slide show created by a mystery fan.
It’s eight-thirty on Monday morning and I am currently On-Demanding (my verb) #55, the episode that officially airs on 2/3. I like the new season (final, btw) trick of preceding each episode with a warning of “Adult Content” and “Adult Language” – no more, no less. The subtle exclusion of “Violence” or “Graphic Violence” prevents viewers from becoming savvy to any important murders, which the season has been (predictably) full of. I won’t give anything away re: this episode, aside from saying that Dead Meadow make a cameo, a really silly Clay Davis “Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii……..” scene, more Steve Earle, and McNulty continues to piss me off. And I’ll say that things are moving fast.
Still unsure how I feel about this feature as a whole, but other people seem to dig it.
I’ve been making some fraudulent posts. I claimed that our Matador Records debut, Earles and Jensen Present…Just Farr A Laugh Vol 1 & 2 (The Greatest Prank Phone Calls Ever!!), was delayed two months due to the need for “extra time to promote” or some such applesauce. This is the real reason. Both the label and our lawyer suggested we stay quiet about the situation until Matador made an official press release. If you care at all about the future of comedy, you’ll keep your fingers crossed….for us. I’m still stunned. More on this later.