Andrew Earles

Black Friday comes early…

Posted in Uncategorized by Andrew Earles on November 22, 2008

…and the gift is free. Jeffrey Jensen, the “Jensen” in “Earles and Jensen”, picked up a phone and executed some whoppers on Viva Radio. Listen to Jeff to take three American Apparel employees hostage!! With a phone!!

Jeffrey Jensen as Jeff “Skunk” Baxter. (AA location: Coconut Grove)

Let me give you a little background on Jeff “Skunk” Baxter, perhaps the last musician on the lips of someone between the ages of 18 and 26. Baxter plied his trade (mostly rhythm guitar) in both Steely Dan and The Doobie Brothers, while spending much of the 80′s and 90′s peddling instructional (again, mostly rhythm guitar) video tapes to nobody. The Viva Radio Blog posted a helpful image to go along with this call. While hilarious, this one is just a warm-up. Now, I hope you packed a lunch…

“Michael Anthony’s Bad Boy Image Has Been Shot” (AA location: Echo Park)

No explanation needed. To fully understand this call, buy our CD. There, you’ve now purchased what experts are calling “The Last Comedy Album.” It’s time to experience the undeniable highlight of this prank call trio…..

“Newline Cinema’s ‘Mom’ Hits the Stores” (AA location: Capitol Hill)

 

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  2. sherman said, on November 22, 2008 at 1:29 am

    Let’s see a j-peg of that Pepto Bismal-shaped guitar.

  3. patrick said, on November 24, 2008 at 2:48 am

    wait, sorry, just scanning everything really tired-like, but are you selling Cimarron Weekends elsewhere besides yard sales? Or I should ask, how’s it going in the scanning of things, so I can just read them online, but if it’s not going, should I buy them? Can people buy them? How would you advise the consumer? The two issues I have are precious, and I’d like to read more. You know, Lisa Crystal Carver’s selling all her old zines in a big online yard sale on myspace right now. I wonder what Pagan Kennedy’s up to?

    Also, concerning Crucial Blast, have you ever bumped into that deadangel rfk blog guy? he loves that stuff. I enjoy him.

  4. Earles said, on November 24, 2008 at 6:20 pm

    Patrick,

    The two you have are the only two in print. The final issue is sold out…I believe there’s 3 – 4 copies between Dave and myself. Scanning everything (Issues 1 – 7) and posting them on the site is in the works for early next year, at the latest.

  5. viki said, on November 26, 2008 at 8:18 am

    Hey i am a big fan of Steely Dan, but Mr Walter Becker has a new album called Circus Money, What a great album it is, just had to share that with all the Steely Dan Fans.

    http://www.sonic360.com/walterbecker


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