I Used To Be Funny
This is a partial screenshot of my “singles” ballot for the 2009 Village Voice Pazz and Jop Poll. Here’s the link to the page (scroll down for this).
| 1 | Skag Winesack, Retired P.I. & Former Celebrity Security Consultant, “Knockers at Nine” Confidential Informant Records |
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| 2 | Skag Winesack, Retired P.I. & Former Celebrity Security Consultant, “How Would You Like to Get Hit With a Boat Oar?” No Sanka No Dice Records |
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| 3 | Skag Winesack, Retired P.I. & Former Celebrity Security Consultant, “Don’t Smudge My Al Di Meola LP’s” My Parrot Saw You Break Into My Boat Records |
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| 4 | Skag Winesack, Retired P.I. & Former Celebrity Security Consultant, “That Walking **shole Is Based on Me” I’m Parked Out Front Records |
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| 5 | Skag Winesack, Retired P.I. & Former Celebrity Security Consultant, “I’ll Blog You” The Capri 120′s on Your Breath Records |
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| 6 | Skag Winesack, Retired P.I. & Former Celebrity Security Consultant, “Your Teeth Are Stuck in My Phone Book” I See You Looking Over the Newspaper |
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| 7 | Skag Winesack, Retired P.I. & Former Celebrity Security Consultant, “Our Business Is Finished Here” My Eggs Are Soggy Records |
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| 8 | Skag Winesack, Retired P.I. & Former Celebrity Security Consultant, “Robert B. Parker and Me” I Just Felt You Step Onto My Houseboat and I’ve Loaded My Shotgun Records |
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| 9 | Skag Winesack, Retired P.I. & Former Celebrity Security Consultant, “Asleep With One Eye Open” Estranged Junkie Son Records |
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| 10 | Skag Winesack, Retired P.I. & Former Celebrity Security Consultant, “She Looked Like the Daughter My Ex-Wife Says I Have” That X-Mas Present Is Ticking Records |
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